John Mulaney's 'SNL' Musical Eviscerates Duane Reade for NYC Filth Revelation
On the November 6th episode of Saturday Night Live, former cast member John Mulaney returned to Studio 8H to deliver a biting musical takedown of Duane Reade, a pharmacy chain notorious for its unhygienic conditions.
A Disturbing Revelation
In his opening monologue, Mulaney recounted a recent article in the New York Post that revealed the shocking results of a study conducted by the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene: Duane Reade had the filthiest public restrooms of any pharmacy chain in the city.
A Musical Evisceration
With his signature wit and sharp songwriting skills, Mulaney transformed this disturbing revelation into a hilarious and unforgettable musical number. Accompanied by a bluesy piano melody, he sang about the chain's "urine-soaked floors" and "feces-covered stalls."
He spared no details, describing the bathrooms as "a breeding ground for bacteria" and "a haven for the black plague."
A Cathartic Performance
Mulaney's performance resonated with viewers, especially those who had endured the horrors of Duane Reade's restrooms. The audience roared with laughter and erupted into cheers at the end of the song.
The musical number not only provided a cathartic release but also raised awareness of the importance of public sanitation. It sent a clear message to Duane Reade: clean up your act or face the consequences.